It's almost Wednesday, folks! You know what that means: Hollywood Crush's Hump Day Hottie will make its return tomorrow.
Until then, though, we wanted to give you a few other er, not-so-swoon-worthy things to mull over so you can distract yourselves from the anticipation of who will get our award next! So today in Twitter land, we bring you topics like salad toppings, comic book emergencies, and reality TV "junk food."
Check out who made our Tweet Dreams list for Tuesday, June 30, 2009.
@PaulaAbdul My Chihuahua posse is getting their pawdicure's right now. I'll take a picture when their fully coiffed.
- Paula Abdul, Singer/Reality Show Judge ("American Idol)
@ElizaPatricia Reading feeds my brain muscle. The Bachelorette is junkfood. Another day of swirlin' em. Huh.
- Eliza Dushku, Actress ("Dollhouse")
@Tyrese4ReaL I'm still in Vegas. About to stop in a Comic Book shop. Where should I go? I'm calling 888 ComicBook to find the closest 2 my hotel Help me!
- Tyrese, Model/Singer/Actor ("Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen")
@Alyssa_Milano Dear ranch dressing, Not sure what you're made of & I know you're bad 4 me, but why is everything dipped in you so much better? -A fan
- Alyssa Milano, Actress ("Charmed," "My Name is Earl")
@rustyrockets By Jove! I've been so enveloped in tragic world events that I abandoned you like a tethered mutt. As an apology you can make love to my legs.
- Russell Brand, Actor/Comedian ("Bedtime Stories")
@adammshankman I'm very gangstah http://yfrog.com/0tmy3hj
- Adam Shankman, Director/Producer ("Hairspray," "17 Again")
@EmilyOsment Things that suck: pouring yourself a bowl of froot loops and THEN finding out there's no milk.
- Emily Osment, Actress ("Hannah Montana)
@emmyrossum Going matress shopping. Have absolutley no idea what I'm supposed to be looking for. Firm? Soft? Is it uncouth to give them a jump-test?
-Emmy Rossum, Actress ("Dragonball Evolution")

** Hollywood Crush Twitter