Just in time for Halloween, Jimmy Fallon was back last night on "Late Night" with a candy corn-obsessed version of "Robert is Bothered," a bit that has increasingly little to do with RPattz or the "Twilight" franchise that has made him a star, but which still makes me chuckle.
Fallon's imitation is less heartthrob and more boozy Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, less Hollywood cool and more anxiety-ridden Larry David in "Curb Your Enthusiasm." In past episodes, Fallon-as-Pattinson has skewered targets as diverse as Harry Potter and sharks. Last night he decided to metaphorically egg, toilet paper and shaving cream the sugar-coated holiday of Halloween.
"Oh I have a great idea!" he complained. "Why don't we have a child dressed up so it's unrecognizable and then send him to a stranger's house and have the stranger feed your child. Is everyone cool with that? Is that weird to anyone here?"
Never mind that no one is there, that he was perched alone in a Central Park tree at the time. Hit play above to hear Pattinson's imaginary thoughts on candy corn (stupid!), SpongeBob SquarePants (really stupid!) and werewolves (drool-inducingly stupid!).
What do you think of Jimmy's Robert impressions: hilarious or absurd?
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