By Nuzhat Naoreen
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's newborn son Mason Dash Disick was only born yesterday morning, but the kid's already got a lot of catching up to do. From big-time fights to Playboy covers, his family's been all over the media in the last couple of years and we're sure that sooner or later he's going to get the rundown on all the stories behind the headlines.
Of course, every family's got their share of embarrassing moments, but then again the Kardashian's aren't exactly like every family, so we figured we'd give Mason a head start by comprising a list (after the jump!) of the top six family moments sure to make him blush.
1. Topping the list of embarrassing things for Mason, is Kim Kardashian's sex tape. It's not often that a child has to worry about coming across their famous aunts antics in the bedroom when surfing for videos online or popping in a DVD with friends (talk about TMI!), but in this case, the family might want to give Mason a heads up. Its been two years since Kim made the tape with singer Ray-J, which was leaked to the public, but we've got a feeling this is one bone in the family closet that will be hard to keep locked up. Speaking of the family closet, we're guessing grandpa Bruce Jenner's Playgirl cover is hidden in there too...
2. Before becoming a new mom, Kourtney was living up the single life with sister Khloe in Miami, while filming "Kourtney and Khloe: Take Miami." The two girls paraded around in their bikinis, partied hard and did some others things we're sure Mason doesn't want to hear about, much less watch on TV. Amongst them of course, was Kourtney's smooch with a girl friend of hers. At the time Kourt was just going with the flow, but if Mason happens to catch that episode, he may want to press the fast forward button.
3. It's never fun to see your parents fight, and it's definitely embarrassing when the arguments happen in public. This is especially true for Mason, whose parents' blowouts before he was born (and there were quite a lot!) were recorded on camera for the world to see on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." Some fights, of course, were worse than others, like the time Kourt dumped all of Scott's clothes out. Ouch!
4. As the only baby in the Kardashian family (uh, so far...), we're sure Mason's going to enjoy soaking up all the attention. But little does he know, that he had some competition not so long ago, when the family "adopted" a little chimpanzee named Suzy. That's right, leave it to the Kardashian's to mix up their collection of pets with an animal usually only found in the wild or a zoo. Lucky for Mason, he won't have to worry about inviting his friends only to have their lunch stolen by the household chimp, Suzy was too much of a handful for the family and they had to give her away. (To see more pictures of the monkey's time with the family, head over to Kim's official blog.)
5. OK, so we've all wondered whether our parents are really our parents (admit it, it's crossed your mind!). But Khloe took it a step further in season 3 of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" when she had a meltdown over the issue, claimed she was adopted and demanded a DNA test. Her mom was eventually able to calm her down, but if Mason ever has the same doubts, we hope he knows where not to turn.
6. Khloe definitely learned a lesson after she went to jail for violating her DUI probation back in July 2008, and as embarrassing as the incident might be for her nephew Mason, we're hoping it's also something he can learn from. After all, the Kardashians may not be strangers to having their pictures taken, but we're pretty sure none of them ever wanted a mug shot. Speaking of which, we're 99 percent sure we saw Khloe's framed behind Kim's couch in a recent episode of their E! show … perhaps it’s a reminder of a mistake not to be repeated?
Did we miss anything on our list, Crushers? Let us know!
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