Brittany Murphy's Top Five 'Clueless' Quotes

Fourteen years after the release of "Clueless," Brittany Murphy's first big screen appearance has proven to be her most memorable — and her most quotable. As Tai, the awkward new girl in a class of sophisticated, wealthy Beverly Hills teens, Brittany was lovably and adorably naive. The movie proved to be immensely quotable from the moment we first saw the trailer (embedded after the jump for your viewing pleasure and nostalgia). We watched the teen classic last night with a heavy heart, but Brittany's hilarious performance had us laughing along as per usual — a fitting tribute to such a talented actress. We laughed so hard, in fact, that we decided to round up our top five favorite Tai remarks.

Feel free to chime in with your faves in the comments section below!

1. The setup: After failing her driving test, Cher (Alicia Silverstone) gets testy with Tai, who responds accordingly.
The quip: "Why should I listen to you anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive."

2. The setup: Cher and Tai embark on a fitness quest involving the workout video Buns of Steel as a part of Tai's popular-girl makeover.
The quip: "Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns — they don't feel nothin' like steel."

3. The setup: Cher's stepbrother, Josh (Paul Rudd), says "be seeing you" to Tai as he leaves the room. Tai spots an opportunity to use a new vocabulary word.
The quip: "I hope not sporadically!"

4. The setup: The girls — Tai, Cher, and Dionne (Stacey Dash) — blow off seventh and eighth period for a calorie-fest at the mall after Tai finds out Elton (Jeremy Sisto) isn't into her. Cher comments on a particularly built waiter: "Ew, I hate muscles."
The quip: "You know, I don't care either way — just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked."

5. The setup: Tai asks Cher and Dionne where she can find some herbal refreshment. Dionne informs her that the cafeteria doesn't have tea, but they do have Coca-Cola.
The quip: "No sh*t, you guys got Coke here?"
Bonus quip (from Cher): "Yeah, this is America."

What's your favorite Brittany "Clueless" quote? Check out the trailer from the 1995 film below for inspiration!

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