By Nuzhat Naoreen
Ok, so we here at Hollywood Crush don't usually recap "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." But last night's episode was all about whether or not Khloe Kardashian was preggers, and well ... we just couldn't resist. After all, we dedicated an entire post to catching up Kourtney Kardashian's newborn son, Mason Dash Disick, on embarrassing family moments. If Khloe was indeed expecting, we figured it was our civic duty to know about it (and possibly compile another list of crazy Kardash moments — really, there's no shortage).
Last week's episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" was all about baby daddy drama, as the family tormented Kourt's boyfriend Scott Disick. But that was laid to rest last night as the family celebrated the return of Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Reggie Bush (yay, it's about time!) and turned their attention to whether or not Khloe was expecting (let's just say it's been a baby-heavy season!).
Khloe makes no secret of the fact that she and hubby Lamar Odom want kids, as she shares that the two are definitely ready to bring a little Kardash-Odom into the world. P.s. Has anyone else noticed that she always morphs into a baby voice when she talks about Lamar? We're not sure how we feel about this. Anyways, apparently, the couple have been talking about having kids since the day they got married, aka three months ago.
Of course, the whole thing intensifies when Khloe gets "morning sickness" while at a photo shoot with Kourt (was anyone else bothered by the fact that she throws up while wearing a presumably expensive outfit for the shoot, which still has the tags on it? Let's hope that doesn't go back on the rack!). As history shows, there are only two reasons the Kardash girls get nauseous, either they've had one too many or they're preggers (I mean how many times did we have to watch Kourt hit the toilet before she made her announcement?). Khloe promised it wasn't the former, but we still weren't convinced. But then of course she went and took a home pregnancy test and to our surprise (no seriously, we didn't see this one coming), it turned out to be positive.
With Lamar out of town, Khloe confides in her sisters. Kourt keeps mum but Kim can't help but spill the beans to mom Kris Jenner, even though she promises not to tell.
Of course, this episode reveals that Kim's more than just a horrible secret keeper. Apparently, she's a compulsive white liar as well. First, she lies to friend Brittny Gastineau about being sick so she can flake on plans. Then, she tells her kid sisters, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, that she sprained her foot by tripping over a dog (worst lie ever) to cover for the fact that she forgot about taking them to the beach. In fact, we get treated to an entire montage of Kim telling little white lies. Of course, the truth comes when Kylie and Kendall stop by to give Kim "get well" flowers, only to see her pulling shopping bags out of her car. They storm off, eventually prompting Kim to promise never to tell another lie, to which Kylie snaps: "Are you being serious, or are you lying again?" (we gotta give the girl points for that one). Lesson learned? Honesty is the best policy -- especially when you're on camera.
Side note: Kim rocks a ridiculously awesome poof while narrating the episode -- could it be she picked up some hairstyling tips from "Jersey Shore's" Snooki? One can only hope.
Anyways, back in baby land, Kris is excited about having another grandchild and Khloe can't wait to be a mom, but things don't turn out as expected. The two go out to dinner, along with Kourt, when Khloe excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She returns with a glum look on her face -- turns out she isn't preggers after all. Boo! We can't help but share in her disappointment (we were this close to suggesting she sneak a look at our list of Kardashian baby names).
Regardless, we'll keep the list close by, with all the baby talk going around (Kim said she wanted kiddies too) we wouldn't be surprised if it came in handy in the near future.
Do you think Khloe and Lamar are ready to have kids? Or, should they enjoy their newlywed status for awhile longer? Also, are you happy Reggie and Kim are back together?
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