Conan O'Brien Joins Twitter And Chelsea Handler Turns 35 In Today's Tweet Dreams

A small victory for Team Conan! The former "Tonight Show" host has finally joined Twitter! Conan O' Brien, who is donning a beard (and a monkey!) in his picture, made his maiden tweet last night, joking, "Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me." The Twitterverse welcomed him in with open arms including an excited Ke$ha, who posted, "!!! Whaaaat?? Conan has a beard! Yesssss my precioussss" and Ellen DeGeneres who made an offer for Conan, "You can throw to commercials for me – I’m exhausted."

On the other end of the late night television spectrum, funny lady Chelsea Handler celebrated her birthday. In a rather ladylike move, the "Chelsea Lately" host didn't even hide her real age from followers, tweeting, "Thank you all for the Birthday wishes. Yes...I'm really 35. I didn't invert the numbers." "Inglourious Basterds" star Eli Roth was quite the flatterer, telling her "You don't look a day over 31."

Keep reading to get the rest of today's best celebrity tweets, from Adam Lambert defending his controversial remarks about Susan Boyle to "Jersey Shore" star Vinny Guadagnino's presidential plans. Remember, you can always get the latest on your favorite stars by following us on Twitter @hollywoodcrush!

@kelly_clarkson Who's ready for 'Mustache Thursday'??.....this kid!!
-Kelly Clarkson, Singer

@joejonas Dear Phone Alarm Clock, Thank you for NOT doing the ONE thing you know to do this morning. xo
-Joe Jonas, Musician

@chriscolfer At the ga listening to Lady GymGym... Erg, it's early, you get it...
-Chris Colfer, Actor ("Glee")

@ninadobrev Catching up on #GLEE -in your face Sue!! Go get Emma,Mr.Schuester! Epic Kiss. "my life would suck without you". I'm team 'Schusbury'
-Nina Dobrev, Actress ("The Vampire Diaries")

@adamlambert I'd like to remind everyone that we ALL are entitled to our own opinion. (That's the kind of entitlement that IS sexy) Being PC is so boring
-Adam Lambert, Singer

@vinnyguadagnino I need to meet a U.S. President...you think they watch JS?LOL
-Vinny Guadagnino, Reality Star ("Jersey Shore")

@actuallynph Bobsleds are cool. They look so modern. I wonder what's inside of them? Cup holders? Ipod docks? Mood lighting? Flat screen TVs?
-Neil Patrick Harris, Actor ("How I Met Your Mother")

@pink I never hold anyone up in the fast lane. I like that about myself. Quick like bunny.
-Pink, Singer

@yelyahwilliams I just ate 3 peoples desserts. Don't judge me.
-Hayley Williams, Musician (Paramore)

@mylifeasliz_liz ps: hey person who just unfollowed me, i didn't like you either. harrumph.
-Liz Lee, Reality Star ("My Life as Liz")

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