This weekend the comedy "Hot Tub Time Machine" hits theaters and joins the lineage of the most straightforward movie titles ever — including "Snakes on a Plane" and "The 40-Year Old Virgin."
Whether or not you actually want to see a time traveling hot tub (but, why wouldn't you?!), you've got to give the comedy credit for no false advertising. This all got us to thinking ... what if every movies had more truthful titles? Homer Simpson already beat us to renaming "Speed" into "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down," so we've come up with ten more redone movie titles that more aptly suit the plot.
Check out our list after the jump!
"The Notebook": "Ryan Gosling Makes Your Boyfriend Look Bad"
"Twilight": "A Gloomy Girl Falls For A Gloomy (Albeit Very, Very Sexy) Vampire"
"New Moon": "A Gloomy Girl...Well Hello, Shirtless Jacob!"
"She's All That": "Arty Nerd Becomes Pretty When She Takes Off Her Glasses"
"Juno": "Quirky Teen Is Impregnated By Michael Cera"
"The Happening": "The Wind Makes People Kill Themselves (No, Really)"
"Good Will Hunting": "Boston Bad Boy is Really Good at Math"
"Cast Away": "Tom Hanks Talks To a Volleyball on a Desert Island"
"A League of Their Own": "Let's All Pretend Those Last 20 Minutes Never Happened, Shall We?"
"The Matrix": "We Have No Idea"
How would you rename your favorite movies if you could?
** Hollywood Crush Twitter