It's 3-D movie week on MTV News! Hollywood is slowly but surely growing obsessed with 3-D, and we are positive it won't take long for more than just action and animated films to feel the change. Comedies and romances are sure to be the next genres to get the dimensional treatment, too, and the next thing you know, you'll have to wear glasses even to see the most heart wrenching of films!
While this technology is exciting, there are some classic movie moments we'd like to see preserved in standard format because they are just so much better that way. After the jump, check out our anti-3-D wishlist!
SEX SCENES
While we always love ourselves a steamy scene, it's awkward enough sitting in a movie theater surrounded by hundreds of other people while there are two people right in front of you getting it on. There's something about really seeing the details of it in 3D on the big screen that kind of freaks us out.
AWKWARD FIRST DATES
It can be painful to watch those cringeworthy meetings as it is, but seeing them in 3-D might make these dating disasters too realistic. No one actually wants to see um Cameron Diaz's "hair gel" circa "There's Something About Mary" up close and personal, right?
PHYSICAL COMEDY
Judd Apatow has brought to the comedy reel a subtle, more sardonic form of humor than the Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey days of old. But somehow we can see "Dumb and Dumber 3-D" or "Overdone Almighty" projecting themselves in theaters near us soon.
BIRTHING SCENES
Think back on the birthing scene in "Knocked Up." Painful enough in 2D, huh? Now imagine the spawn of Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl spewing out at you in 3D. No, we don't want Renesmee to be given birth in 3D in "Breaking Dawn" either.
DRAMATIC DEATH SCENES
Jack floating away in "Titanic." Tyler standing in the World Trade Center on Sept. 11 in "Remember Me." Jenny being sick at the end of "Forrest Gump." Nemo's mom dying at the beginning of "Finding Nemo." We know one day the moments in films that make us cry the hardest will make their way to three dimensions, but we'd like to keep our tissue budget low for as long as possible.
What movie moments do you hope to never see in 3-D?
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