The second season of "True Blood" ended with a cliffhanger that made the questionable fate of Lafayette Reynolds (Nelsan Ellis) in season one look like small potatoes, as Vampire Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) was mysteriously abducted mere moments after proposing to Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin).
There's no shortage on theories as to who kidnapped poor old Bill, with guesses ranging from a subservient Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård) carrying out the bidding of Vampire Queen Sophie-Anne Leclerq (Evan Rachel Wood) to a vengeful Lorena (Marlana Klaveno) trying to steal her undead man back. As of this moment, Bill's abductor remains anonymous — but based on the latest "Waiting Sucks" teaser, it appears that everyone's favorite vampire gentleman is holding up just fine in captivity.
Hit the jump for the spoilery details on Bill's fate!
The latest "Waiting Sucks" teaser for the third season of "True Blood" is a rather bloody affair. A man is heard hollering in pain — "My ear! My ear!" he screams — and moments later, an angry Bill Compton comes into view with a mouthful of blood.
"You're next," he growls at an unseen party.
While the teaser doesn't exactly settle the question on who took Bill — although based on the scene's background and previously released photos of season three, I'm guessing that he's in the clutches of the Vampire King of Mississippi — it's nice to know that Bill's alive and well.
Well, eating well at least!
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