"Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment until you turn about 60… because then you'll start to look really old, and it would look pretty messed up to go out in public together, since I'll be young and attractive still."
And thus starts Evil Iguana Productions' latest — and most hilarious — "Twilight Saga" spoof, brought to you exclusively by Hollywood Crush.
CHECK OUT THE SPOOF AFTER THE JUMP!
A seven-minute-long riff on both "Eclipse" trailers and one of the scenes released, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Spoof" is just another way we at Hollywood Crush are helping you survive the next agonizing 19 days until the release of "Eclipse."
And, for all you Evil Iguana fans out there, this is a chance for head honcho Craig Deering to play Riley like you wanted him to do in the actual film. So sit back, relax, and laugh your "Twilight" butts off!