It was a night of unusual friendships on "90210": Ivy and Naomi, Adrianna and Joe Jonas, Annie pretended she was Meredith on "Grey's Anatomy" and opened the show with a voiceover on life (not really a pairing, but definitely unusual).
All the other West Bevers tried to deal with their lives as well. I think it's safe to say Dixon isn't going to get over Ivy boning Oscar anytime soon. DJ Dix physically punched O in his smug mug before emotionally punching Ivy by unceremoniously announcing to all their friends that she was de-virginized by the Brit. Guess what happens when girls have sex? They are ostracized. Who thinks that would've happen if Dixon slept with someone? #doublestandardssuck
Ivy handles the shame in stride (she does already have that hat to deal with) and even snubs Naomi through her tears. But when Ivy sees Oscar making skeevy moves on Naomi, she decides to let N know how evil he really is and the girls team up and manage to get Oscar naked in a pool at party. Ivy walks away with his clothes, but somehow I'm not convinced that will really make her feel much better in the end.
Liam manages a day off of work from his drug-dealing 17-year-old boss to go surfing with Dix and Navid and complain about LeBron James and rich kids. (Did anyone see the car Navid pulled up in?) Apparently only Adrianna, who draped her body over it while she uninvited Navid to walk the red carpet with her in favor of the date Victor arranged: Joe Jonas. (The highlight of Joe: his advice to Aid that they "Keep it fake." Art imitating life? I wonder how many Disney stars he's said that to.)
Navid squealed away in his modest, understated Ferrari (still not seeing this Liam?) and decided to take his mind off his famous girlfriend by organizing a sting operation to see if his father is a secret child pornographer. He enlists the help of the best undercover journalist he knows: Silver (who actually looked kind of cute for once in an Audrey Hepburn/ Edie Sedgwick kind of way with her hair pushed back). Aside from her name, Silver in her hooker clothes and make-up might be the furthest thing anyone would want to watch in a sexual way, but she gets the scoop. The lease on the Ferrari is definitely paid for by the filming of Navid's naked classmates.
At the red carpet, Adrianna doesn't "keep it fake." She introduced Navid as her boyfriend and stood up to Victor (who might actually be a good manager if he hired her a hair stylist). Navid couldn't stop smoldering his eyes at Silver though after a near-kiss earlier in the evening.
But Jen stole the show with one-liners and baby leather pants. She also started caving under the pressure of being mom to Jacques/Jack and left a note for Ryan saying as much. I really hope this isn't the end of Jen! She was growing on me.
But, um, Annie’s mom and Ryan next week? Definitely hot. Now if they had a baby…what would that family tree look like? Remember there is still a sibling out there between Naomi's mom and Annie's dad.
Are Silver and Navid heading into dangerous, Adrianna-unapproved territory? What do you think about Mrs. Wilson becoming a cougar? Was Joe Jonas' cameo all you hoped it would be? Where does Teddy keep disappearing to?
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