If you happened to be lingering in front of your television after last night's episode of "Game of Thrones," then you may have already experienced the pee-in-your-pants-worthy thrill ride of the "True Blood" preview that's about to hit your eyeballs. And if you didn't already see it...well, you might want to fetch yourself a spare pair of pants! Because the first full-length trailer for season four is here, and it's got everything. EVERYTHING!
Vampire public relations scandals! Eric Northman's fangs! Jason Stackhouse tied to a bed with no shirt on! Necromancing witches! Shapeshifting trailer cats! Jason Stackhouse running through a field WITH NO SHIRT ON!
In fact, from the looks of it, the next round of "True Blood" is going to be even more packed with multiple plotlines, new supernaturals and naked acrobatics than its predecessors—and it also appears that the romance between Bill and Sookie may be taking a backseat to last season's betrayal-fest and pressing vampire political concerns. Could it be? Not that we're complaining! Any plot twist that promises more Eric Northman sex scenes and less of Stephen Moyer standing in doorways and rasping, "SOOKEH!" is always welcome around here.
What are your predictions for the next season of "True Blood"? Tell us in the comments and on Twitter!
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