by Meg Jones
With Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake going back to school in this weekend's curriculum comedy "Bad Teacher," we got to thinking about what lessons we could learn from a few of Hollywood's other hotties, like Robert Pattinson, Bradley Cooper and Taylor Lautner. So grab your books and take a seat because here is today's class schedule at Hollywood High:
8 a.m. Homeroom with Robert Pattinson
We can think of no better way to kick off our day than by staring dreamily into Robert Pattinson's beautiful face. With his laid back attitude, we have a feeling he'd be the kind of teacher that wouldn't mind if we passed a few notes (mostly about how hot he is) during class.
9 a.m. Advanced French with Bradley Cooper
If you didn't think Bradley Cooper could get any sexier, think again. Bradley recently appeared on a French television show to promote "The Hangover Part II," conversing with the host fluently in the romance language. We're not quite sure what he's saying, but does it really matter when he looks so good? We think it's time to throw out that Rosetta Stone you never opened and take notes from Mr. Cooper on how to speak the language of love.
10 a.m. Shakespeare with Douglas Booth
"LOL" actor Douglas Booth has been brushing up on Shakespeare after being cast in the upcoming "Romeo and Juliet" alongside Hailee Steinfeld, and we bet he is primed to teach us a thing or two about star-crossed love. Get ready to practice role playing (we're still talking about Shakespeare, of course) with this handsome young star in the classroom.
11 a.m. Seminar with James Franco
This "127 Hours" star has taken up teaching—really! Raise your hand for Mr. Franco this fall if you are one of the lucky NYU grad students to be enrolled in his course on adapting poetry into short films.
1 p.m. Abs 101 with Taylor Lautner
Work off that lunch with Taylor Lautner's ab class. Talk about sexy summer bods, we just can't get enough of the "Twilight" star's jaw-dropping torso. So what is his workout routine? Join the class to find out (and check out Taylor in our Shirtless Guide to 2011Cinema!).
2 p.m. English with Penn Badgley
If you're a "Gossip Girl" fan than you're aware that Penn Badgley's character, Dan Humphrey, knows a thing or two about writing (after all, he did get into the Tisch writing program and have a piece published in The New Yorker). This charming intellectual certainly possesses beauty and brains, and we can't help but fall for the book worm hottie—and apparently neither could his on-screen cohorts Serena, Blair and Vanessa!
3 p.m. Glee Club with Matthew Morrison
Not to be cliché, but we couldn’t help including an after-school special with Mr. Morrison. This sweetheart wins us over with his charm and good looks, and what better way to end the long day of hot Hollywood teachers than belting out some lyrics with this babe?
And for those of you that are not a big fan of the classroom, you could always get homeschooled by Lindsay Lohan…
Click play on the video below to hear what Cameron would want to teach if she really were a teacher!
Let us know what class you think your favorite Hollywood stars would teach!
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