Rachel Green she is not. In this week's workplace comedy "Horrible Bosses," Jennifer Aniston goes dark (both in hair color and subject matter) as one of the titular poor managers, getting all maneatery on underling Charlie Day. Will she and fellow "Horrible Bosses" Kevin Spacey and Colin Ferrell get taken down by Charlie, Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis? You'll just have to go to the theaters Friday to find out.
In the meantime, we've awarded the much-nicer-in-real-life Jennifer with this week's Girl Crush honor and, of course, made her spill who her own personal Girl Crush is. Which took some thinking...
"Who do I have a girl crush on?" she pondered with head in hands. "This is such pressure... I'm going to think of this right now..."
Jennifer finally landed on two worthy candidates: lovely ladies Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz. "Penelope Cruz is pretty hot," she said. "So is Cameron Diaz. She has some pretty stunning gams."
Of course, media savvy as she is, Ms. Aniston predicted her comments would come back to haunt her. "I'm going to read everywhere that I have a crush on Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz," she said, rather nonplussed like to MTV News' own Eric Ditzian. "That's how the world works. Thank you, MTV."
You're welcome, Jennifer!
Do you have a girl crush on Jennifer Aniston? Will you be seeing "Horrible Bosses" this weekend?

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