With less than a week left 'til Christmas, our mailboxes are being flooded daily by seasonal greetings, holiday hellos and, of course, that inevitable three-page newsletter from the family of overachievers who want very much to wish you a merry Christmas—but while they're at it, did you know that they've run 400 marathons this year and all three of their kids are at Ivy League schools? Happy insecure holidays!
But when it comes to seasons greetings that make us vastly aware of the banality of our own little lives, nobody does it better than the Kardashians. The reality-show tribe has a proud tradition of wowing us with their haute-couture Christmas cards. And today, this year's card hit our inbox... and it's predictably glamorous as hell.
Yep, it's true: while you spend the last few days before Christmas frantically wrapping presents in an eggnog-stained sweater embroidered with snowmen, the Kardashians donned their finest finery for a shot that looks like something straight out of Vanity Fair. Even little Mason perfected his Blue Steel look for the occasion! But the coolest thing about this year's Kardashian missive is the ladies' choice of...well, menswear. Kim and Khloe are killing it in sequined tuxedo jackets (who knew these ultrafemme sisters could channel Annie Lennox so well?), but even the ones wearing skirts opted for tailored tops and dapper bow ties. Very Victor/Victoria!
And if you want to spice up your Yule with the illusion that a family of tiny Kardashians is right in your living room, don't miss the 3D version of the card on Kim's website.
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