Robert Pattinson Gets Busy In 'Bel Ami' Trailer

The trailer for the film has finally hit the internet, and it features Rob not only playing a real, actual human being (no fangs here!), but puts him at the center of a very unEdward-esque love rhombus, playing an impoverished social climber who ambitiously schtupps his way through the uppercrust ladies' chambers of 19th-century Paris.

But don't worry, "Twilight" lovers! Because even if Rob is leaving his body glitter and glowering emoface behind, there's still plenty to drool over in this upcoming flick. Just check out the steamy trailer... and behold Robert, kissing Uma Thurman! And Robert, getting busy with Christina Ricci! And Robert, seducing Kristin Scott Thomas! In fact, this movie appears to consist exclusively of Robert Pattinson storming around in a top hat and then ripping off the Victorian underwear of various panting dames.

And if you think that's overly simplistic, don't forget that Robert himself has pretty much confirmed that, among other things, this movie is totally a vehicle for some long, lingering shots of his naked backside. "I think there's a lot of my crack in it," he told MTV News back in June. "I think there's quite a bit of nudity."

And there you have it: "Bel Ami" = Robert Pattinson's unclothed buttocks.

And you know what, that's just fine with us.

Oh, also, there's some crying and yelling.

Will you be first in line to see Rob's first post-"Twilight" role?

Tags Bel Ami, Christina Ricci, Kristin Scott Thomas, Robert Pattinson, Uma Thurman