These teeny-tiny behind-the-scenes "True Blood" teasers keep dribbling in, and while the wait for season five's premiere continues, as always, to suck, at least this sneak peek offers some more info than its reticent little cousins. For instance: Sam and Luna are still together! And it looks like somebody is dead! No, wait: two somebodies! Ladies and gentlemen, we have dead people! OOOOOOOH.
In this clip, our favorite shifter couple sits on the couch—in the aftermath of a tragic discovery, apparently, as Luna cries and professes stunned confusion as to how anyone could have hurt...well, whoever. (But still! Dead people!) Sam, always a good dude, asks how he can comfort her...but before any comforting can take place, or any additional info can be leaked out to the slavering audience, there is a NOISE.
"What was that?" asks Sam.
What, indeed? We can only guess; the teaser comes to an end right about there, leaving us with nothing but questions. But still... Woo hoo! Dead people and a mysterious noise! This is the best "True Blood" pre-season teaser ever! And it's definitely not like we've just grown so desperate for hints about the upcoming plot that we'll gratefully accept everything HBO throws at us. We love your scraps, HBO. Please don't turn off the scrap machine. We might actually die.
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