Fact: The only thing more fun than old footage of celebrities being ridiculous is dragging out said footage to embarrass them in front of a live studio audience. Which is why, when Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas stopped by MTV to do a Q&A livestream yesterday, we had to dig up a 2006 interview in which the brethren declared themselves "down-to-earth guys," boasted about Kevin's python-like biceps and bemoaned their inability to have girlfriends thanks to the hectic lifestyle of a touring band.
Obviously, things have changed a bit (not least because Kevin and his guns are now happily married to a lady)! But for Nick, at least, embracing the single life has come easier with age. And if you want the scoop on his romantic endeavors, he'll happily confess that...uh, there's not much to confess.
Here's the most heartwarming thing you'll read all day: 
If after seeing this weekend's alien-invasion romance, "
On this, the highest and holiest of holidays devoted to all that is romantical (including our all-consuming passion for dark chocolate), we couldn't help but wonder what celebrating February 14th would be like with a super-cool boyfriend who hunts demons, buys us chocolate-filled croissants and is next in line to rule a war-torn dystopian nation. 
"The O.C." and "Gossip Girl" never crossed airwaves, but it looks like Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf will remedy that oversight on their own.
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