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OK OK, we get it already, many people are sick of vampires. They sit there hoping the fad will pass, just like they hope M. Night Shyamalan will never direct another film and Michael Cera has stopped trying to perfect awkward (Jesse Eisenberg so does it better… yes, they are different people).

But did the creators of all those terrible spoof movies really have to make a film called "Vampires Suck," hot off the heels of last year's "Transylmania"? At least that one targeted the vampire fan specifically, but "Vampires Suck" takes a genre that should be easy to mock (like there aren’t enough vampires in pop culture?) and muddles it with jabs at "Jersey Shore," Lady Gaga and "Alice in Wonderland." Please connect those dots for us more than "they all were popular this year."

Maybe if they decided to mock some things that deserved to be mocked but aren't, people might stop sighing as spoof movie trailers pop up in theaters as well. Here are our suggestions.

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Tags Jersey Shore, The Hills, transylmania, Twilight, vampires suck